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Thankful for New Chickens on Thanksgiving!

11/28/2013

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I "wrote" a song for my new chickens & Dru the Roo, now also known as Mal, Captain Tight Pants.  

It combines my love of three randomly awesome things: 
(1) chickens, 
(2) Cake, and 
(3) Firefly.

I am quite possibly the only person on the planet that can appreciate this little ditty.  I am quite possibly the only one that reads The Chicken Lawyer blog, so I am ok with that... 

"Short Spurs / Brown Jacket"

The Ballad of Mal the Roo & His New Hens 
(Kaylee, Zoe, River, and Jayne)


By: The Chicken Lawyer 
  & (via copyright infringement and reckless disregard for her heroes) 
Cake & Joss Whedon

I want a man with a mind like a captain
I want a man who knows what's best
I want a man with coops (that’s plural)
And eyes that spot all the insects

I want a man with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And shiny as a tack
He is ruling the farmyard
He's putting up a nest
He's touring the backyard
And picking up scratch

I want a man with short spurs and a Browwwwwn jacket
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I want a man who gets up early!
I want a man who stays up late!
I want a man with uninterrupted Serenity
Who escapes the old Farmer Whedon’s machete
With access to treats like molasses
And a crow that is loud like alarm sirens

He is fast and thorough
And shiny as a tack
He's touring the backyard
And picking up scratch

I want a man with short spurs and a browwwwwwn brown jacket
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I want a man with a smooth disposition
I want a man who always defends
At the cedars we will meet accidentally
We'll start to chat when he saves me watermelon

He wants a coop with The Chicken Fountain(TM)
He wants a tractor that will get him there
He's changing his name from Dru to Mal
He's trading his Scoobies for four new hens a layin

Mal’s their man with short spurs and a Browwwwwwwn jacket
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Happy Thanksgiving from The Chicken Lawyer & Her Chickens!

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The End.
4 Comments
The Chicken Fountain link
11/29/2013 02:13:20 am

You are not the only one reading it, love the song but want to hear you singing it! Thanks for the shout out!

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Suzanne
11/29/2013 06:05:27 am

wonderful! but I too would like to hear you sing it

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Susanne link
3/3/2014 01:15:05 am

I love your blog and I love Firefly. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that reads my blog too, except for people I coerce. I don't know how you keep up with them. I only have 6 and they keep me busy.

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The Chicken Lawyer
3/3/2014 10:24:19 am

Thank you, Susanne! I went and checked out your blog! What a huge cat you have - cool!! Do you have a page on FB to let people know when you have a new blog entry? I started a Chicken Lawyer page so I can coerce more people to read my blog :)

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    Amy M. Miller, owner of 7+3+4-1+4-1 -2 chickens (+ 1 cockatiel named Chicken). Occasionally has something to say and plans to say it here.

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