
It combines my love of three randomly awesome things:
(1) chickens,
(2) Cake, and
(3) Firefly.
I am quite possibly the only person on the planet that can appreciate this little ditty. I am quite possibly the only one that reads The Chicken Lawyer blog, so I am ok with that...
"Short Spurs / Brown Jacket"
The Ballad of Mal the Roo & His New Hens
(Kaylee, Zoe, River, and Jayne)
By: The Chicken Lawyer
& (via copyright infringement and reckless disregard for her heroes)
Cake & Joss Whedon
I want a man who knows what's best
I want a man with coops (that’s plural)
And eyes that spot all the insects
I want a man with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And shiny as a tack
He is ruling the farmyard
He's putting up a nest
He's touring the backyard
And picking up scratch
I want a man with short spurs and a Browwwwwn jacket
I want a man who stays up late!
I want a man with uninterrupted Serenity
Who escapes the old Farmer Whedon’s machete
With access to treats like molasses
And a crow that is loud like alarm sirens
He is fast and thorough
And shiny as a tack
He's touring the backyard
And picking up scratch
I want a man with short spurs and a browwwwwwn brown jacket
I want a man who always defends
At the cedars we will meet accidentally
We'll start to chat when he saves me watermelon
He wants a coop with The Chicken Fountain(TM)
He wants a tractor that will get him there
He's changing his name from Dru to Mal
He's trading his Scoobies for four new hens a layin
Mal’s their man with short spurs and a Browwwwwwwn jacket