The Chicken Lawyer embraces a new hobby with much love and affection, adds two parts enthusiasm minus one part common sense, and feeds the hobby its Wheaties for good measure.
The Chicken Lawyer read all the chicken books, interviewed all the chicken people, Pinterested the entirety of the chicken universe, and bought all the chickeny things – all before she owned one chicken!
Now that The Chicken Lawyer owns 7+3 chickens, you generally cannot sustain a conversation with her for more than 3 minutes without chickens becoming an integral part of the conversation. And, yes, The Chicken Lawyer has been known to stay home on a Friday night because SOMEONE has to lock up the chickens! And make them Halloween costumes…. (Stay Tuned!)
For the record, The Chicken Lawyer thinks football fans are way more crazy than chicken people. Have you seen yourself watch a Bears game? How much was the ticket to the play-offs? You play Madden video games and have a Fantasy Football League, too? Those uniforms look a lot like costumes to me... You have your own channels on cable and your own page in any newspaper. And, how long have you been wearing those lucky socks??? Maybe YOU are the crazy one!
Awww shucks. Let’s be crazy together!