WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your chicken these questions and write down EXACTLY what the chicken says. It is a great way to find out what he/she really thinks.
1. What is something your farmer always says to you? “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!”
2. What makes your farmer happy? “FLUFFY BUTTS”
3. What makes your farmer sad? “WHEN I EAT HER PLANTS”
1. What is something your farmer always says to you? “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!”
2. What makes your farmer happy? “FLUFFY BUTTS”
3. What makes your farmer sad? “WHEN I EAT HER PLANTS”
4. How does your farmer make you laugh? “WHEN SHE TRIES TO CATCH THE ROOSTER”
5. What was your farmer like as a child? “IS SHE OLD? I DIDN’T KNOW.”
6. How old is your farmer? “APPARENTLY PRETTY OLD”
7. How tall is your farmer? “SHE IS GINORMOUS – YOU SHOULD SEE HER IN HEELS”
8. What is her favorite thing to do? “TAKE PICTURES OF ME”
5. What was your farmer like as a child? “IS SHE OLD? I DIDN’T KNOW.”
6. How old is your farmer? “APPARENTLY PRETTY OLD”
7. How tall is your farmer? “SHE IS GINORMOUS – YOU SHOULD SEE HER IN HEELS”
8. What is her favorite thing to do? “TAKE PICTURES OF ME”
9. What does your farmer do when you're not around? “SHE GOES TO THE FEED STORE”
10. If your farmer becomes famous, what will it be for? “THECHICKENLAWYER.COM”
11. What is your farmer really good at? “WATERMELON”
12. What is your farmer not very good at? “SKUNKS”
10. If your farmer becomes famous, what will it be for? “THECHICKENLAWYER.COM”
11. What is your farmer really good at? “WATERMELON”
12. What is your farmer not very good at? “SKUNKS”
13. What does your farmer do for a job? “WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SUPPORT HER CHICKEN HABIT”
14.What is your farmer's favorite food? “THANKFULLY, NOT CHICKEN”
15.What makes you proud of your farmer? “SHE DOES CATCH THAT ROOSTER”
16. If your farmer were a character, who would she be? “MACGYVER – YOU SHOULD SEE HER RIG UP A CHICKEN WATERING SYSTEM”
17. What do you and your farmer do together? “LOOK FOR BUGS”
14.What is your farmer's favorite food? “THANKFULLY, NOT CHICKEN”
15.What makes you proud of your farmer? “SHE DOES CATCH THAT ROOSTER”
16. If your farmer were a character, who would she be? “MACGYVER – YOU SHOULD SEE HER RIG UP A CHICKEN WATERING SYSTEM”
17. What do you and your farmer do together? “LOOK FOR BUGS”
18. How are you and your farmer the same? “WE LOVE THE SIMPLE LIFE”
19. How are you and your farmer different? “SHE’S NOT A MORNING PERSON”
20. How do you know your farmer loves you? “SOMETIMES SHE GIVES US THE WHOLE WATERMELON”
21. What does your farmer like most about you? “SHE LIKES FLUFFY BUTTS AND SHE CANNOT LIE”
22. Where is your farmer's favorite place to go? “HOME TO ME”
23. How old was your Farmer when you were born? “I DUNNO, BUT SHE WAS BUSY READING THE INTERNETS ABOUT CHICKENS. SHE DIDN’T LEARN MUCH- STILL HAD TO SHOW HER THE ROPES WHEN WE GOT HERE.”
19. How are you and your farmer different? “SHE’S NOT A MORNING PERSON”
20. How do you know your farmer loves you? “SOMETIMES SHE GIVES US THE WHOLE WATERMELON”
21. What does your farmer like most about you? “SHE LIKES FLUFFY BUTTS AND SHE CANNOT LIE”
22. Where is your farmer's favorite place to go? “HOME TO ME”
23. How old was your Farmer when you were born? “I DUNNO, BUT SHE WAS BUSY READING THE INTERNETS ABOUT CHICKENS. SHE DIDN’T LEARN MUCH- STILL HAD TO SHOW HER THE ROPES WHEN WE GOT HERE.”
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