Will you be providing legal advice or chicken advice on your fancy new website?
Thank you for your note, little chicken. You are TheChickenLaywer.com's first visitor!
The Chicken Lawyer will be providing neither legal advice nor chicken advice on this website. The former being rather ridiculous to obtain from a website called TheChickenLawyer.com, and the latter, well little chicken, let's just say the Chicken Lawyer is a real Spring Chicken when it comes to chickens.